Welcome to My Life: The Sitcom, featuring the panderings and ponderings of Yours Truly, Chadd Wheat. Believe it or not, many of you have actually asked for this book. I don't know if you intend on using it for the bottom of the birdcage, evidence in impending legal actions, or simply as a guide to living frivolously. Whatever the case, I hope you enjoy it. I started writing My Life: The Sitcom in 2002. Most of my articles, as published in The Lebanon...

Tales from the Eternal Cafe, author Janet Hamill's debut short story collection, offers a thrilling, unwinding trail of tales that excite and mystify; drift then deliver a powerful punch that readers will devour. Like Karen Russell, George Saunders, José Luis Borges and Isabel Allende, Janet Hamill's writing lures readers willingly into a labyrinth of surprise and suspense, with humor lurking just on the other side of pathos; a tear just moments...

Alexis was so different at school than she was in the neighborhood; she was so much quieter at school. Corey couldn't understand why, that is, until Alexis and her friends explained the challenges of having special needs. Corey was so disappointed in his friends who didn't want to include Alexis and others with special needs at lunch or recess. And then Alexis, Brett, Brodey, Corrine, and Eddie made a big impact for all students (not just kids with...

The essential guide to Jewish fun in the classroom! This celebration of Jewish life is the ideal guide for teachers who want to put a new spin on classroom holiday celebrations, lessons on Jewish traditions, and everyday activities. The Jewish Lights Book of Fun Classroom Activities is full of crafts, recipes, games, and history that will...

Before Number Four, there were One, Two, and Three. Until now we've only known that the Mogadorians caught Number One in Malaysia. Number Two in England. And Number Three in Kenya. But all of that is about to change. . . . In I Am Number Four: The Lost Files: The Fallen Legacies, you'll learn the true story behind these ill-fated members of the Garde. Before they were murdered by the Mogadorians, before Number Four was next, they were all just kids...

This is a story about a cabin in a small town, a workaholic New Yorker who hates the holidays, and a hot-nerd local doctor who loves Christmas...and flirxting. It starts to snow. There is also a dog. It's a short, sweet, hilarious, and steamy Christmas story to enjoy along with your eggnog. Just kidding. Nobody enjoys eggnog. Enjoy this with something chocolatey (unless you're allergic to chocolate). *This audiobook has duet narration by Erin Mallon...

This book is an amusing tale, I hope (and occasionally instructive) about a 60-year adventure through the modern world mostly via motorcycle. The reader will learn things they probably were not, curious about, as well as answers to cosmic mysteries that were, suppressed for millennia, just kidding. Greasy is informative, but mostly curiosity provoking. The reader may be, inspired to read other books, hopefully by me, but the selection of books and...

Everyone gets a weeklong break from class, and Squirrel Girl is taking Nancy to visit her parents up in Canada! What could possibly go wrong, right? Turns out, nothing! It's a great trip and nothing of note happens and our story is actually extremely dull. Sorry everyone. No, just kidding! Our story is actually super awesome and things get real crazy real quick once a certain super-powered villain nobody has heard of for over a decade reappears! That's...

The distant future: the year 2020. Brexit still hasn't, meant Brexit. The Conservatives are still in power. Things are bad. For average Brits Ian, Ben, and Nate it's time to get away from it all with a holiday to a country where the leader is competent and the politics are civil. Just kidding: they go to America. What should be a relaxing tour of the east coast turns into a holiday from hell, when they, become embroiled in increasingly apocalyptic...

Mastering Love - The Complete CollectionVanessa has resolved to get over her broken heart this year and finally find a man who knows how to treat her. Just because she's a big girl does not mean that she's given up on love...although she wonders if she isn't just kidding herself. When David, the trainer at the gym, starts to flirt with her, at first she can't bring herself to believe that he's anything more than a pretty face. Once they kiss, though,...